kawaiigod:

girl: he cheated on me

me: then break up with him

girl: but-

me: bye

(Quelle: zootedboy, via lordcum2)

fivestupidboys:

having a really good joke but executing it poorly

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(via gnarly)

-annoying:

i want flawless eyebrows and $100,000

(via succeeding)

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caldernews:

"@lottietommo123: @jayjayjayjay2012 @eleanorj92 ☺" #EleanorNews

tsarbucks:

i’m fluent in talking shit

(via succeeding)


President JF. Kennedy & Marilyn Monroe

probend:

if ur cute and i dont follow u back let me know

(via crystal-trip)

guccier:

isnt it weird that you won’t remember this exact moment in like a month

(via succeeding)

blessthebutt:

my favorite flavor of cake is more

(Quelle: asscop, via virginity)

rnalevolent:

ever wonder how different your life would be if that one thing never happened

(Quelle: proportionates, via succeeding)

drewchainzzzz:

"Hey remember that time you…"

Yes. I remember every embarrassing thing I have ever done and chances are it keeps me up at night

(via pizza)

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